1. idkrn:

    hiddleswiggles:

    That’s good service.

    We shall never deny a guess even the most ridiculous request..

    Reblogged from: datatheroast
  2. lunarshinobi:

    reallyfoxnews:

    Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

    The brunette part is really important.

    Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

    And as for redheads.

    You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

    Reblogged from: minimilkyway
  3. rate-my-reptile:

    rainbowsnakes:

    This gorgeous little snake is a Japanese Forest Rat snake - Euprepiophis Conspiciallatus 

    photo credits- Python_Bloke on RFUK

    I have bring ed a grreen to blend in with mar forrest! But spipe it up wht an orangello to to for the fashion. Nice Job 9.64/10 not garna camelfloge with thus like!

    Reblogged from: trickpeta
  4. compliment:

    tries to look cute but fails

    Reblogged from: hannas-smallworld
  5. readingwench:

    jessiphia:

    Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

    it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

    if you think otherwise grow up

    SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

    Reblogged from: uncertaintlycertain
  6. terezidave:

    fuckyoutubers:

    do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

    image

    Reblogged from: greetings
  7. superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

    superwholocked-in-albion:

    jeankd:

    thegoddamazon:

    The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

    The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

    excuse u

    Reblogged from: slut-jared
  8. inufan330:

    When people on the internet cosplay

    image

    When I cosplay

    image

    Reblogged from: datatheroast
  9. wHAT IS THIS AM I WEARING A CROP TOP OH MY GOD

    wHAT IS THIS AM I WEARING A CROP TOP OH MY GOD

  10. winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

    winkydean:

    shout out to seventeen writing this

    Reblogged from: sprigeooooo
  11. egg-rolls:

    when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

    Reblogged from: orgasm
  12. Reblogged from: lonely-is-my-middle-name
  13. idislikecispeople:

    repeat after me:

    pronouns DO NOT equal gender

    gender DOES NOT equal pronouns

    pronouns ARE NOT gendered

    Reblogged from: paxambabes
  14. flippy-feelings:

    Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean it’s always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

    Reblogged from: velitunae
  15. ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

    ridiculoser:

    ridiculoser:

    lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

    so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

    image

    Reblogged from: rad-moves
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